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Post by DogGoneGood on Sept 8, 2009 14:26:36 GMT -5
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck...
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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Post by subwoofer on Sept 10, 2009 2:37:53 GMT -5
LOL... That's an awesome list.
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Post by alan on Sept 10, 2009 12:31:44 GMT -5
And if your dog is on the front porch barking and you let him in, he will shut up!
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Post by DogGoneGood on Sept 10, 2009 14:16:08 GMT -5
LOL! Even I found the humor in this one I should see if I can find a "14 reasons women love dogs more than men"
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Post by subwoofer on Sept 10, 2009 16:58:57 GMT -5
I have a hunch that might be an even longer list.
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Post by Sit Kitty on Sept 13, 2009 9:25:16 GMT -5
LOL I agree, it'd be a longer list. This was cute, I've read it before, but it was nice to see it again.
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Post by yangpeter on Nov 22, 2011 0:54:15 GMT -5
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