Some Dog Quotes

[subwoofer]

From the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader-

"Dog's need to sniff the ground, it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items."
-Dave Barry

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-Rita Rudner

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
-Sue Murphy

"When a man's dog turns against him it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma."
-Mark Twain

"My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a guard dog, but a vicious gossip."
-Craig Shoemaker

"The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backward so that he can breathe without letting go."
-Winston Churchill

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andy Rooney

"When a mans's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
-Edward Abbey

"If dog's could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people."
-Karel Capek

"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
-Anonymous

"A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than they love themselves."
-Anonymous

[DogGoneGood]

May 4, 2009 19:28:41 GMT -5 subwoofer said:

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andy Rooney

I really like that one! ;D

Those are all pretty good though...

one of my faves is "Life's a bitch, and then it has puppies", but I don't remember where I heard it from

Here's some more, that I pulled from HERE:

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams

Dogs are miracles with paws. ~Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. ~Gilda Radner

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. ~Author Unknown

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~Corey Ford

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~Steve Bluestone

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. ~Edward Hoagland

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. ~Franklin P. Jones

Happiness is a warm puppy. ~Charles M. Schulz

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~Josh Billings

I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay." ~Steven Wright

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. ~Author Unknown